I am the towel girl, goo goo goo joob
I spent a good chunk of yesterday afternoon at a porn shoot, which in my opinion is a pretty terrific way to spend a Friday afternoon. Although the reason I was there was basically so that I could write an �on set� piece, this meant that all I was supposed to do was be observant. […]
The secret world of secrets
I�m very much a planning and list-making person. But sometimes there are life situations that just can�t have a plan, because each situation is different from the next one.
Unfortunately, when my hypothetical planning centers around a desire to create a workable double life (with many nuances), things get a little sketchy. I am bad at […]
Sexy or ugly? A fine line
I spent a lot of time today editing stills for a promotional package I’m putting together. This essentially boils down to having to pick 6-8 stills for three different productions, with around 800 images to choose from for each production. Basically, I looked at a lot of nekkid bodies today - like I do every […]
Cock wars
Here at porn central, we’ve been having an argument about cock size and girth - this argument is not about saying that bigger is better, because we’ve all agreed that different people like different kinds of cock. The argument is more about visual impressiveness on film. As anyone who has spent half a second in […]
“Trannyfags” - a review
A few days ago, I borrowed “Trannyfags” from my friend Jane. We are always eager to swap porn titles and hook each other up with free porn that comes to us through various channels, because its fun to play porn fairy. Anyway, she lent me this copy of “Trannyfags,” a new movie that I’ve been […]
Casting calls in Pornoland
Thursday afternoon was a three hour long casting call at the porn company I work for. Casting calls are really interesting experiences, to put it mildly. Though I am involved in the actual interview process with people when (if) they show up, I am not involved with the placing of ads and arranging of appointments. […]
Art vs porn
In college, I wrote my thesis basically about the duel between art and porn: what’s the difference and why does it matter? I believe that the answer to this can be fairly simple, though by no means clearly delineated (a contradiction you say? phooey): the content of the image doesn’t decide whether its art or […]
Alert! There is porn on your computer!
Its hilarious, sad and frustrating when I get pop-ups that “alert” me to the fact that I have porn on my computer. Considering that I spend several hours a day looking at porn at my job - and not even furtively, I’m paid to look at porn - its no wonder that there is porn […]


