Friday pussy blogging

February 25, 2005

There’s been a new tradition a-stir in the sex blogosphere of late - Friday pussy blogging. For those of you not up on the latest blogging trends, this entails lady bloggers sharing photographic representations of their vulvas and writing about what it’s like to be said vulva, in first person.

Well folks, last night Jane and I were hanging out, bingeing on cheese, chocolate and edamame and we decided to take pictures of each other’s cervixes. She just happened to be toting two lovely clear specula with her, so we lubed em up and stuck em in our pussies for your viewing pleasure. You can check out Jane’s bits here.

My bits, as you can see, are bleeding. Now, I’m on Seasonale, so the bleeding only comes once every three months, so this is really something special. I present to you: my bloody cunt and my bloody (but still shiny and pink) cervix:

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Bitches, this is about as real as it gets.

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Reality strikes

February 24, 2005

Just in time to help me respond to two more emails I got this week doubting that I’m real/accusing my blog of being an advertising front for the websites I’m on (yeah, because I make soooo much money off of that) - Garrison Steelle’s account of an afternoon with me and Nadia (the Kinky Librarian).

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My belated valentine

February 19, 2005

My first set, in which I get silly with candy hearts (girly, I know), is up over at Only Paper Dolls. This set was put up about a week ago, just in time for Valentine’s Day, but obviously it’s taken me a bit to post about it here. OPD is well worth checking out, as there are many hot models (both boys and girls) and nice people. Membership is really reasonably priced and its worth it to support this project.

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Cockstravaganza

February 17, 2005

I have not yet met the guy who can match the intensity of my need/desire (so tangled, those things are) for the sex. I�m not exactly boasting here � this is a problem in my life, which I suspect also has something to do with what I�ve got happening above my shoulders. I have discovered that generally, a guy who thinks he is always ready to fuck will probably be game to satisfy me about 80% of the time I want it. So, the trick here is to add another guy with the same 80% potential (or two, even) and then I have a better chance of getting worn out.

Except.

The problem is that the more I fuck and get fucked, the more I want it. I mean this in the sense of the day-to-day effect on my libido, but I also mean that within a fuck session, the more I get or have the possibility to get, the goddamn greedier I become.

This means we kind of get back to the original problem: girl meets boy, boy brags of prowess, girl wears out boy, boy doesn�t know what the fuck just happened.

Last night I walked into Jefferson�s orgy with a mission: to fuck, and be fucked. Gracie was to meet me there, so although I was making eyes at Tevin, a very sexy young black man (dreads and a first time sex party-goer? I�m so there) and Todd was raring to go as soon as he got there, I decided to keep my clothes on until Gracie arrived, as it would be her first sex party, and she had yet to meet significant friends of mine, like Jefferson.

Of course I couldn�t completely behave myself. Jefferson and I decided that Tevin was a very dirty boy and perhaps needed some assistance getting clean. We took him (and our glasses of bourbon) into the bathroom, stripped him, stuck him in the shower and gave him a good scrub down. My pants got a little wet from the spray of the shower, so I had to take them off. I collected them from the floor of the bathroom a few hours later. When Gracie arrived, I introduced her to Jefferson, who was loathe to take his hands off the hot boy to greet her.

I made the round of introductions with Gracie and then took both Todd and Tevin by their hands and lead them into the back bedroom. It wasn�t long before I was on my knees, sucking both their cocks at once. I�ve discovered that this is a handy method for ascertaining the level of bi-ness and chemistry between two dudes (plus I really like cock). Sure, looking up at them over my glasses is hot, but it also serves the purpose of seeing how they were getting along. They were getting along just fine.

I could have taken a second here to be enthused about the potential for the lifting of my no boy-on-boy action black cloud, but I was too busy slobbering all over myself and a pair of glorious cocks.

It wasn�t long before Todd and I were trying to figure out the best way to not break Jefferson�s futon, that sweet spot where the whole thing wouldn�t fold in half or collapse entirely. Once that was settled, Todd got right to fucking the bejesus out of me while Tevin made out with me. After I had my first orgasm of the evening, Todd asked �How about we change positions?� and I had a better idea: �How about we change boys and positions?� I spun around, and got on my knees so Tevin could fuck me from behind while I got a face full of Todd�s cock. Tevin fucked me hard, and I moaned my orgasm into Todd�s cock. Tevin fucked me right through my orgasm and slid me down onto my stomach so he could fuck me and suck Todd�s cock, which is a hot image that is now burned onto my playlist of masturbation-worthy images.

After I got the boys good and panting and they needed a break from me (I�m ruthless, I�m fucking telling you), I flopped down on my back and looked up at several hard cocks around me and had a bright idea: �I want you to come on me.� This �you� was meant to include Todd and Tevin, but ended up also including Thomas and some other guy. Gracie decided that this was an opportune moment to go down on me. I just didn�t know where to look � down at the pretty girl between my legs, or up at the hard cocks aimed at me. It wasn�t long before I felt four hot loads of come rain down on me. I lay there grinning like a fool as I felt the come dripping off of me. The spell was broken when Gracie announced that she had come in her hair and would like to take a shower.

On the way to the bathroom, I was stopped by Thomas. I�ve never had relations with him, though he has been the recipient of my alcohol-fueled vitriol on several occasions (which in some ways is like having sex with me). He has however fucked Jane, my former roommate Darren, Nadia, Jefferson, my ex-boyfriend Jake and probably Todd. Right. Anyway, as I steered my come-slathered self towards the shower, he said, �Hey, sorry I came on you without saying hello.� I laughed and told him, �I said hello and waved when I saw you come into the room, but I was on my knees with two cocks in my mouth.� We then joked about this being the closest we�ve come to fucking � we both came, but no touching.

In the cab on the way back to Gracie�s, our doppelgangers called to report that they were performing home surgery � �We�ve got gloves and a fresh razor, and we got naked because we didn�t want to get blood on our clothes!� I shot right back at them with, �Gracie and I are on our way home from an orgy!�

When I hung up, Gracie grinned at me, �Just your basic Tuesday night.� We laughed for about ten minutes.

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AIDS testing for all

February 10, 2005

There�s been a big push in the subways recently for a new free daily newspaper, the Metro. Usually I breeze right by the folks handing them out, but today the front page, above-the-fold headline caught my attention: �AIDS testing for all.�

The brief article, plucked from the Associated Press wire and written without a byline, is not too terrible, but the headline and the pulled quote are ghastly.

Maybe I�m a romantic, but I believe in the power of words. I believe that, in the year 2005, newspapers shouldn�t be throwing around phrases like �AIDS testing� and �drug cocktails.� I know, I know, I can be accused of being a PC thug, but I think that the proper and up-to-date use of phrases is a useful thing, because otherwise there is a persistence of misinformation.

There is no such thing as �AIDS testing� � the most popular test, the Elisa, tests for the presence of HIV antibodies, while the PCR-DNA (used in the adult industry) tests for the presence of the virus itself. And �drug cocktails� is a phrase that is not in circulation within AIDS service organizations (ASOs) anymore because it has a connotation of partying, and taking drugs to combat HIV is no fucking party. These days, the phrase �combination therapy� is used in its stead.

So � why is a newspaper using these phrases? Its certainly not because the more contemporary terms are hard to find � they are everywhere in the literature of ASOs, often with explanations like the one I offered above. I could chalk it up to bad research, but the rest of the article is well written and employs accurate terminology.

I suspect that the reason for the inclusion of these phrases is that the newspaper editors (not the AP newswire folks) assumed these phrases would be more recognizable by the �commoners.� This springs from the bullshit notion that writing to the lowest common denominator is a good thing to do. Call me an intellectual snob or whatever, but I don�t think it�s useful to talk down to an audience, particularly if that entails using improper terminology. Phrases reflecting the parlance of ASOs would be more useful in subtly infusing accurate information into the minds of the �commoners.� Correct information starts with correct language. I know I get caught up in semantics, but I don�t think this is a frivolous concern. I should also mention what the article is about � it�s based on a recently released study about the efficacy of making HIV testing routine for virtually all Americans. You can check out the study at the New England Journal of Medicine�s (NEJM) website, here.

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Sex Positive Shops

February 01, 2005

What’s better than learning? Learning about getting off. All of these sites and their respective brick-and-mortar stores offer not just sex toys, but also education and awesome and friendly advice. Not to mention a cruising ground for like-minded folks.

Babeland New York, Seattle, Los Angeles
Blowfish online only
Come as You Are Toronto
Good Vibrations San Francisco, Boston
Honeysuckle Shop Chicago area
Smitten Kitten Minneapolis

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What�s in my toy box?

The short answer is: 30 toys. Nox Parafac is the winner, with the closest guess of 29.3 - so Nox, either email me or comment on this post and let me know how you want me. I’ll take three pics just for you, and they can be of anything you want. I know you’re going to make me jump through hoops, but I’m very excited to see what your three wishes will be…

The long, detailed answer is below.

Midnight blue jelly rubber vibrator with nubbies all over it. This was my first vibrator, which I bought when I was 19 and on a hiatus from my relationship with James. It doesn�t actually work anymore, but I have a soft spot in my heart for it nonetheless.
Hitachi magic wand � my standby sex toy. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and she�s still in bed with me, and I roll over and turn her on accidentally and scare the bejesus out of myself.
Pink leopard print slimline vibe, large. Takes obnoxious C batteries, which I always forget to have on hand. Nice and hard, and makes me very happy.
Pink leopard print slimline vibe, small. Hard and more accurate than its larger cousin. Somehow always feels stronger than the bigger one, maybe because I get around to changing the (AA) batteries more often.
Multi-speed, varying vibration silver bullet. This is one of my favorite vibes, because it�s small, accurate and strong. It also has 5 different pulses and a variety of speeds (though of course it always ends up being on the highest speed). I often put this one inside of silicone toys that have a hollowed out base. It�s one of my more frequently abused toys.
Silver bullet vibe. This vibe is very simple and very good for the price. I think I got it in a gift bag for a party.
Cock ring attachment for #6, with ring for cock and space for vibe to fit into toy. You can aim the vibe at the clit (sometimes not so accurate, depends on your anatomies) or put it between cock and balls, which is intense but awesome if you�re into that kind of thing. Made of stretchy jelly rubber, definitely not a recommended material, as it gets really dirty really quickly.
Mini watch-battery powered vibe, silver. I definitely got this one in a gift bag; it�s got a loop on it so you can attach it to a key chain. It also used to have a slogan on it, but it�s been, er, rubbed off. This is a pretty awesome little vibe, though it�s only got one speed.
Mini watch-battery powered vibe, multicolored. Same as #8 but multi-speed. This is the vibe that I mistook for a tube of chapstick, pulled out of my bag and handed to my mom one time. She knew exactly what it was, and couldn�t stop laughing at me.
Waterproof Nubby G. This is a g-spot toy that has nubbies that rest on the clit and by the anus. It�s a highly recommended toy for beginning collectors. I like it for its girth and the fact that it rubs the external bits nicely. It�s got a nice g-spot curve but I tend to shoot it out of my cunt with quite a bit of force.
Nexus Jr, blue and white swirl. This is one of the most awesome double-headed dildos I�ve used. First of all, it�s made of the indomitable silicone. It�s also perfectly shaped for use with a harness. One end is a little smaller and curved for g-spot action, while the other is a nice straight dick, just about perfect at 6 inches. I�ve found that this is no longer my ideal strap on tool, because it interferes in an uncomfortable way with my hood piercing, but I still use it to jerk off with, when I want that feeling of penetration and jerking off a cock (yes, I�m a girl who likes to jerk off my very own cock every now and then).
Purple flexible stem jelly rubber dildo with handle. A birthday present from Jane last year. This is one of my favorite butt toys, and I use it a lot when I do double penetration, because I love how stretched out it makes me feel.
Dolphin/ocean theme vibe with clit stimulator. This was my favorite toy for a really long time, I actually cried when it stopped working. I keep it around out of foolish hope that it will work again. It was so special to me because the base of it is a little flexible, so I could use it to stimulate the first inch or so into my vagina and then out and up to the bottom of my clit � this toy lead to the discovery of the magical powers of that spot for me.
Short clear blue jelly rubber vibe with squirrel-looking clit stimulator. I had high hopes for this toy as a replacement for #13, but I�ve never been able to get off using it.
Sparkly purple g-spot vibe. Although its made of jelly rubber, this is a pretty hard toy, and it was one of the first toys that made me realize that I like it hard.
Clear jelly rubber two part toy with (1) flexible wand for clit stim and penetration lite and (2) rotating, vibrating shaft with beads in it. It also lights up. The bigger shaft has the same general idea as the rabbit vibe, and no sir, I don�t like it. This toy makes me feel like I�m a mixing bowl and the toy is an egg beater. Not sexy. However, I keep it around because the ladies seem fascinated by it. Gotta keep the ladies happy, I always say.
Dark purple combo vibe, made of jelly rubber. This one�s another Jane gift, part of how she paid me back for her Pixies ticket. This toy is nice and hard for jelly rubber, though I actually find the clit attachment more annoying than fun.
Pink acrylic wand � g-spot curve on one end, butt beads on the other (also part of the Pixies ticket package). I loooooove this toy and am planning on investing in more acrylic and glass toys in the future, when I have money to spare (hahahahaha). It�s nice and hard and really gives me something to grip my muscles against (and also can act as a missile when my muscles shoot it out of my cunt).
Blue waterproof pocket rocket. This is my �emergency vibrator,� it lives in whatever bag I�m carrying around.
Straight hard plastic purple vibe with bulb head, awesome for clit and g-spot stim (not at the same time). This is a relatively recent purchase, it lives on the top of the toy box and is my warm up toy.
Black silicone dildo with hollow base for vibe. This is my most basic dildo, with a realistic cock head. It�s a great all purpose toy and a popular choice for strap on fucking (though for ass play the head is a wee challenging).
Purple and black swirl silicone curved dildo with ridges. When I saw this dildo I knew it was going to be one of my favorite toys because of the length, width, curve and ridges. It hasn�t disappointed. I don�t generally use it for strapping it on as the ridges tend to be too intense, but they are great for some gentle grinding.
Purple silicone dildo with large head and slight curve. This is a strap-on fave.
Red silicone dildo with curve and hollow base for vibe. This is my girthiest dildo to date, and I love to use it for that �extra-full� feeling. Also a great strap on toy, plus its fucking red so where can you go wrong?
Fuschia silicone finger-shaped butt plug with hollow base for vibe. This was my first personal butt plug, and I like it bunches. I�ve used it to introduce others to the pleasures of taking it up the ass. It stays in pretty well on its own and also has a nice curve to it (great for prostate stim in a dude).
Slim black curved silicone butt plug, with slight ridges. I bought this toy primarily for business purposes, as I think it�s a great toy to use on someone who wants something up their ass but then is frightened by the size of other toys I�ve got.
Red and black silicone small string of pearls (not made with actual string, just called that). This is a small plug with gradually bigger �pearls� that manages to stay firmly inside my ass once I�ve got it in. Not good for the old in-out, but a great toy to wear while you�re otherwise occupied.
Large purple silicone string of pearls. Same concept as 27, but the pearls are bigger and the neck between them is small. Putting them in and taking them out are really unique feelings that I love (and often couple with vaginal penetration for an eye-crossing orgasm).
Black Tristan silicone butt plug. Now, the chief thing about this plug is that its supposed to stay put, but my ass shoots it out. This has resulted in hours of amusement for Dirck, in which he ties me down and stuffs me with toys and then either makes me laugh or come (sometimes both) just to see toys shoot out of my orifices. Go ahead boy, have your fun.
Black silicone medium severin butt plug. I can definitely say that this is the largest thing that has gone up my ass. I don�t use it all the time, because it is quite challenging and needs a lot of warm up (I am often impatient).

A note on size: all of my dildos are between 5 and 7 inches long. I�m not a size queen, because there�s a lot that can be done with a normal sized penis. I like to fuck hard, and when confronted with a mammoth cock I worry for the happiness of my cervix, which doesn�t particularly like to be stabbed. I generally prefer girth to length, and above both of those, I�ll take a cock with a nice upward curve that will hit my g-spot and make me incapable of talking in complete sentences.

So there you have it, the ups and downs of my toy box. There are also a few other bits and pieces (two harnesses, some cock rings, a small flogger, a blindfold, cuffs) but those things are in another box.

I also have not one but four different kinds of lube on my bedside table, not to mention the assortment of gloves, condoms, and bulk containers of baby wipes. If there�s one thing my room is set up for, it’s fucking.

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