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The Bi Apple Trailer
November 28, 2006
I know, I know, lately its been all book book book around these parts. But remember the porno movie I wrote, produced and directed this summer? Well, its slated to hit the shelves in a mere two months, on February 6, 2007. “The Bi Apple” is 90 minutes of porn with some jazzy and sex nerdy dialogue thrown in for good measure, plus 40 minutes of behind the scenes footage, in which you’ll get to see the cast and crew eat cupcakes, tell shit stories, gossip about the history of alt porn, talk about where to hang Jesus (the Last Supper is present in the bisexual threesome, thanks to the set dressing genius of Bella Vendetta), and sweat and snack a lot.
The cast - who of course are credited in the film but not in the trailer - includes leading lady Simone Valentino, who plays an intrepid sex researcher who discovers that she’s really into her research if you get my drift, Tasty Trixie and Tucker as tantric sexplorers gone impatient, Mariah Ritani and Tyler Marciano as good clean kids from Jersey (and the gateway to the fuckhouse), ReVay as the resident lesbian superheroine, and newcomers Antonio Rodickuez and longtime blog reader Josh as naughty bi boys.
There’ll be a post up on Fleshbot about the movie soon, but seeing as you’re my number one buddies and all, I thought I’d spill the beans here first. A few folks got to see the trailer for “The Bi Apple” at CineKink in October, but now I’ve uploaded the fucker onto the internets (after a lot of frustration, but what else is new).
Yes, I know… the width of my blog doesn’t play nicely with the width of the video…. but tough titty, there isn’t a damn thing I can do about that right now. You can still enjoy the smutty smutty goodness.
ALSO - if you want to embed this video in your blog or you want to email it around, the URL for it on PornoTube is http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=80132 - once you sign up you can get the embed code for it and stick it anywhere.
Posted by Dacia at November 28, 2006 08:53 PM
Comments
Just checked it out! Nice work. Can’t wait to see the real thing, Miz Dacia.
Posted by: Sabrina Morgan at November 28, 2006 10:05 PM
the movie looks awesome
Posted by: t17 at November 28, 2006 10:44 PM
Alas, Photobucket took the site down!
Posted by: Mikey Mongol at November 29, 2006 01:22 PM
Woohoo!!! You know what impressed me most? That the music sounds really fucking great. Oh, and that my boyfriend is totally hot. ;)~
Posted by: Trixie at November 29, 2006 07:19 PM
Looks really good! I got a little tingly when the researcher said she shouldn’t be having sex with her subjects. ;-)
Posted by: Seska at November 30, 2006 10:37 AM
Heh heh. A quote from a friend of mine:
yo, the reporter girl is ridiculously cute.
OMG SHE SLEPT WITH HER RESEARCH SUBJECTS i totally did not see that coming
Posted by: Mikey Mongol at November 30, 2006 12:26 PM
Wow, Simone is gorgeous and incredible.
Was that an njoy I saw? Cool!
Posted by: alwaysarousedgirl at November 30, 2006 08:49 PM
Thanks all! And yes - that is an Njoy… there are several of them throughout the movie, along with some other awesome toys.
Posted by: Dacia at November 30, 2006 10:27 PM
I had to watch the promo again for the Last Supper cameo. Wickedly perverted! :)
Posted by: Vixen at December 2, 2006 05:31 AM
…wow. Wasnt thinking the trailer would actually make me want to see the whole thing being that usually all I “need” are trailers or clips. Good stuff :)
Posted by: him at December 5, 2006 05:11 AM
Wonderful. Honest porn: a rarity! MOST untypical of the genre,
HOPE you visit my site,
Perhaps Link?
Posted by: norman shapiro at December 5, 2006 06:54 AM
My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I haven’t been up to anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.
Posted by: TramadoL81087 at December 31, 2006 12:53 PM
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
Posted by: TramadoL63148 at December 31, 2006 01:01 PM
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
Posted by: Sten13542 at December 31, 2006 08:51 PM
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
Posted by: TramadoL27220 at January 1, 2007 09:12 PM
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
Posted by: Sten28575 at January 1, 2007 10:44 PM
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
Posted by: TramadoL15203 at January 2, 2007 08:44 AM
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life’s been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.
Posted by: Sten3521 at January 3, 2007 02:26 AM
I feel like a complete blank, but I don’t care. Pfft. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
Posted by: TramadoL86759 at January 3, 2007 08:23 AM
