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September 18, 2006
Have you ever spent a day watching the porno that you directed with your boyfriend and your brother?
No?
You see, they’ve each been involved with the score and sound on The Bi Apple, so we had a little bit of a pow-wow today as the post production winds down and nears total completion.
I highly recommend this experience to others. It’s super weird, but oddly funny to quote the dirty talk from the movie back and forth at each other: “You want something bigger in your ass?” and “Mmmm, tight buns.” Plus we made up little songs about the scenes: “Its… man-love! Talking ‘bout – man-love!” And we put in fart sounds in strategic moments and then laugh for ten minutes – and then make sure to delete them.
Throughout the editing process, I’ve also been highly fond of shouting things like, “This is all part of my artistic vision!” – and that has keep me amused, as well as the other folks involved in post-production, who normally deal with mainstream and independent directors who lecture them on their artistic visions.
Fuck, I crack myself up.
I think I’m getting delirious with porno and writing and drinking cherry-apple juice.
Posted by Dacia at September 18, 2006 01:18 PM
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Can’t say I have spent a day watching a porno I directed with my boyfriend and my brother. Sounds like you had a very good time singing along to the porn soundtrack etc.
Posted by: English Rose at September 18, 2006 04:45 PM
snicker good gods, that sounds like the kind of delerious fun I’m familiar with. You know, there’s a group up here in Seattle that has “Mystery Porn Theater 3000” where they watch really BAD porno and add running commentary. This a practice which you’re completely unfamiliar with, I’m SURE. I’m SO looking forward to seeing this film.
Posted by: Lioness at September 19, 2006 01:01 AM
Not to imply that Bi Apple will be the object of my ridicule … I fully expect to have my hands down my pants. Ok, time to sign off and remove my foot from my mouth.
Posted by: Lioness at September 19, 2006 02:40 AM
Cherry-apple juice? See, there’s your problem right there. What are you doing trying to do this sober?
Posted by: Mikey Mongol at September 19, 2006 05:38 PM
When asking models to assume a pose or expression which is particularly unnatural, silly, or both, I have been known to shout in a German accent, “It iz for zee Art, Goddammit! No vun may kvestion zee Art! ART ART ART!”
Believe it or not, this almost always works, possibly because the model makes the wise decision not to antagonize anyone who obviously has a pretty flimsy grip on reality.
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Posted by: StMarc at September 20, 2006 09:59 AM
