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Fun in the land of editing

August 24, 2006

The end is in sight - the end of editing “The Bi Apple,” that is. Well, at least the first round of it.

Today was a long day of editing the trailer and the behind the scenes footage, with lots of good moments. Its funny how mundane this stuff becomes after a while, so that I can point at the screen and say, “Yes, those two shots - the one where Simone wiggles the dildo at Antonio and says “You think you can take this?” and it then it cuts to him and then he says “I want that dick in my ass.”” - and not at all think about the exact content. My editor has a healthy sense of humor about the whole process, and we make a lot of puns, and I rant about My Art! My Art! because I think its goddamn hilarious. I’m well aware that of the “its just porno” factor, but at the same time, I have worked my ass off on this movie - its my porny baby. And soon it will be all grown up.

And also! I’m announcing the winner for my Psychocandy 4 contest! You lame-asses apparently didn’t have enough energy to make me some dirty picture poetry, so I only got haiku submissions. The haikus were pretty awesome though, even if some of them (including the winner, we’ll get to that in a minute) counted syllables using mispronunciations of my name. Hurrumph. Anyway, I gathered (translation: forwarded emails to) my crack team of judges - Madeline Glass and Lux Nightmare, and we made a decision. Without further ado, the winning haiku, slightly altered so that the syllables and pronunciation work:

[For] Audacia Ray
and that kidney on e-bay
a paycheck well spent

Pronunciation guide: think audacious… yup, there ya go.

Thanks everyone for playing!

Posted by Dacia at August 24, 2006 01:02 AM

Comments

How about some of the runner up entries?

Posted by: Viviane at August 24, 2006 11:26 AM

Were people trying to pronounce it “au-daash-ee-ah”? I’d always thought “au-daash-ah” … hmmph. You should post the fun runners up for our amusement, if you feel so inclined. Good luck with the editing!

Posted by: Lioness at August 25, 2006 02:04 AM

Truth lies at the bottom of a well… Archilai

Posted by: Archilai at November 21, 2006 07:25 PM

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