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Treasure?

August 02, 2004

Sometime in the course of the day, there appeared in my office a large box that has written on it: “Ye Olde Crap Box.” Because its encroaching on my personal space, I felt it was my duty to open ‘er up (incidentally, I feel the same way about cute girls in my proximity).

It is indeed a box of mysterious crap. It contains the usual mix of odd cables that someone seems to have had trouble parting with, plus some shiny costumes and a double-ended dildo, not new and in the package, so presumably used on a shoot and then tossed in the crap box.

The other thing I’ve been doing today is researching slang terms for male masturbation, for use in a press release I’m writing. My favorite at the moment is “burping the worm.”

Posted by Dacia at August 2, 2004 09:12 PM

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Great barkers are no biters… Salamon

Posted by: Salamon at November 24, 2006 05:48 AM

Roll my log and I will roll yours… Andrew

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