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Wardrobe malfunction
May 18, 2005
Lately I’ve had cause for concern about my wardrobe. You see, I’ve been going out on these dates, and I’ve been wearing clothes on the dates (well – mostly). The concern is one that at first I thought was a typical girly concern: ack! I have nothing to wear. But as I leave the house more and more often with the intention of keeping clothes on for a while, I realize that this is a serious dilemma.
It seems that my wardrobe budget has recently been focused more on underwear, stockings and shoes than anything else. This means that I can look totally killer in states of undress, which is really how I spend most of my time. On the other hand, I own three pairs of pants, all of which live on my bedroom floor unless they are being worn. I’ve been procuring a personal style that is based on being naked or mostly naked, so it’s weird to wear clothes, though it does make me feel like I’m in stealth mode.
To illustrate my point, a picture of me naked with a chainsaw:
(Photo by Brian Rawson)
Seriously, what kind of outfit goes with a chainsaw? I don’t know either. Chainsaws are way better accessories than pants, in my opinion. This is why its hard to give myself a pep talk into being more meticulous about my outfits - I’d rather be naked with a chainsaw.
p.s. - I’m going to write another post about female ejaculation since there were so many questions generated by yesterday’s post. I’m also planning on posting more of the Jefferson-Dacia emails of years gone by, I just have to pick a few to post.
Posted by Dacia at May 18, 2005 05:24 PM
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Maybe it's just me, but I like to see a girl who knows how to handle tools.
Takes this equation for example:
Naked Lady +
Go-Go Boots +
Chainsaw =
One Very Hot Babe
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Comments
That’s an awesome picture. One can never have too many naked-with-a-chainsaw pictures.
We need to chat sometime… you’re going out on dates (what are these “dates” you speak of?), and I’m having hot sex and some minor drama… yes, catching up is in order.
Posted by: Belle at May 18, 2005 06:22 PM
A chain saw, huh? I’ve never thought of it as a toy to be used for sex, but very interesting. Not really my style, but still, very interesting all the same.
By the way, nice outfit.
Posted by: BTExpress at May 19, 2005 12:46 AM
You know, in my experience, everything goes with a chainsaw. In fact, I think I have a photo of me wielding a chainsaw in a tux. If memory serves, I decided that chopping up the piano would be a better performance than actually playing the damned thing.
As for clothes, I know what you mean. I have a strict “no pants” policy here at the house, which means I don’t put in much time when it comes to clothes.
Although when it comes to dating, I normally just resort to wearing “work” clothes. It’s the closest I can normally get to being truly “dressed to the hilt.”
Except for the tux and the chainsaw, of course.
Posted by: tog at May 19, 2005 06:32 AM
Peronsally, I think more people should take a clothing optional approach. Wearing clothes is for the cold weather.
-G
Posted by: GarrisonSteelle at May 19, 2005 09:42 AM
Nice picture. Perhaps you’ll post one where you’re turned around more and the f-holes are more clearly displayed?
Technorati now has a new tag: alt.porn http://www.technorati.com/tag/alt:porn
Cheers.
Posted by: Viviane at May 19, 2005 10:04 AM
To quote a book I recently read: “Maybe the average young girl didn’t speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.”
-Rats, Bats and the Ugly Eric Flint and Dave Freer
Posted by: theWanker at May 19, 2005 11:59 AM
Wow.
Hot, hot, hot.
Posted by: libertybelle at May 22, 2005 12:53 AM
You’re too awesome for words :)
Posted by: Will at May 22, 2005 12:22 PM
