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One girl latex army
May 04, 2005
I recently acquired a box of Black Dragon tattoo gloves in size small, perfect for intimate moments like fisting and manual ass-fucking. On the same day, I also acquired 1000 condoms, indiscreetly packaged in a large clear plastic bag.
What does buying latex barriers in such ambitious quantites say about me? The most obvious answer is “Dacia is a big slut.” While true in theory, this is not so true in practice, as lately I’ve been having partnered sex once or twice a month if I’m lucky. For me, buying condoms in bulk is a sage choice because I won’t get conservative in their use or distribution if I have so bloody many of them. I think everyone should have easy access to condoms all the time, which typically means that I stuff them in the pockets or secret hiding places of every jacket or bag I own and give them away whenever possible. It also means that I use condoms on my toys all the time, and within a fuck session I don’t hesistate to replace a condom any time it starts to look the worse for wear.
I have five years to use and give away these 1000 condoms, as they expire in 2010. Hopefully I’ll be slutting it up a good amount in that time, but I also hope to be sharing the wealth - not necessarily sharing my own orifices, but the latex goodness. I don’t know where I’ll be by 2010, but I know I’ll be condomed and gloved on my way there, and so will those who cross the path of this latex fairy.
Posted by Dacia at May 4, 2005 09:39 PM
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Comments
I admire this attitude. I like your blog, even if it is a bit too naughty at times, heh.
Posted by: MrsLunatic at May 5, 2005 09:13 AM
Black Dragon gloves are just the awesomist.
It’s so fine to have your hand up someone’s ass and know that not only do you have your hand in someone’s ass, but you are doing so responsibly … with black tattoo gloves, no less!
Posted by: Jefferson at May 5, 2005 09:18 AM
Slutdom isn’t a number, it’s a state of mind…..
Posted by: Marti Abernathey at May 5, 2005 10:29 AM
I call at least 10 of those condoms. Come on, I’ll make you brownies or something.
How the FUCK did you get all those, anyway?
Posted by: Belle at May 5, 2005 07:17 PM
Only ten? Jeez lady, you can be a little greedier than that. And anyway they come in strips of four, so multiples of four only.
As far as where I got them - I got mad connections, bitches.
Posted by: Dacia at May 5, 2005 07:33 PM
Hmm are these lubricated or un? Just pondering if I’ll use ‘em for oral or vaginal sex. I’ll take what you’re willing to throw at me, shove down my shirt, smuggle into my purse… Granted, I stock up fairly well myself. Latex is a gift from the safer sex gods!
picture condom floating in the sky with rays of light coming out of it, ala Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted by: Nadia at May 5, 2005 08:44 PM
They are lubricated with a silicone lube. I’ve used them on my silicone toys, and though you aren’t supposed to mix the two I haven’t had a problem (and I’ve been using these condoms off and on for more than a year). They don’t taste too nasty either.
Posted by: Dacia at May 5, 2005 09:27 PM
Yes, I think those were the ones that Jefferson had strategically placed around his apartment.
And if I can be greedy, then I’ll take, uh… 16!!
Posted by: Belle at May 5, 2005 11:03 PM
Er, you mean I can’t buy these in bulk at Costco?
Posted by: Grace at May 7, 2005 07:48 AM
Wow, Your blog is awesome. TaraX
Posted by: Tarax at April 27, 2006 05:24 AM
