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My jerk off cave
November 28, 2004
Last night I had an impromptu dinner and hang out session with my ex, who I’ve known for seven years, dated for almost five, and is a pretty awesome friend all ‘round. Though of course he knows that I’m a sex-obsessed perv, he doesn’t know the whole story (the group sex, the whoring, the blog, the naked on the internet stuff).
Recently I’ve been contemplating telling him everything, because it’s weird to have such a close friend not know the full story. Though I know that he wouldn’t stop talking to me over it, I do think he’d be weirded out, as he is made uncomfortable by a lot of sex stuff. I know that, in many respects, that’s his problem, but I still hesitate to come out to him. It’s something of an ongoing dilemma.
Last night, however, was a good test of his tolerance, because like I said, our get together wasn’t planned, so we had dinner and then strolled back to my house to watch a movie, smoke some weed and drink some beers. On the walk back, I kept picturing the various pieces of incriminating evidence lying around my place: A bag overflowing with condoms. Various bottles of lube on the bedside table. My Hitachi. My Dacia business cards. And let’s not forget, heaps and heaps of PORN.
I’ve moved my apartment around since the last time he was here, so he had to have a look around. Basically, I have my computer and bookshelves in the living room, while the bedroom has enough room for only sleeping, fucking, and watching movies. After selecting a movie, we flopped down on my bed and he noticed the mountain of porn surrounding my tv, dvd player and vcr. It became obvious that by “watching movies” I meant that I watch copious amounts of porn: when he pressed some buttons on my dvd/vcr, it promptly spit out a porn vid and a porn dvd.
We had a good hard laugh, and he dubbed my bedroom my “jerk off cave,” with some good-humored derision.
Posted by Dacia at November 28, 2004 01:24 PM
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