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Where is my mind?*
December 16, 2004
I can almost breathe a sigh of relief, because my supercumbersome papers are out of the way, which is all kinds of good.
But I must confess, I have an embarassing story to tell. It is one that proves that I’m becoming a batty intellectual who can’t accomplish basic tasks (like finding things and dressing myself).
Yesterday in a moment of procrastination, I decided that I should find a new parking space for my car, because I had a sudden bout of panic, wondering if it maybe had a ticket on it or one of those godawful stickers. I shrugged off my bathrobe, zipped up my hoodie, pulled on my pajama pants and chuck taylors, and hit the pavement. As soon as I stepped outside, I realized that I had no fucking idea where I’d left my car; in fact I couldn’t even remember when I’d driven it last. I spent the next half hour walking around, checking all the usual spots. After much undue stress and ridiculous sweating, I found it, no tickets or anything, and moved it to a sweet spot right in front of my building.
After this ordeal, I needed some refreshment, so I popped into the deli. It was approximately 7 bajillion degrees in the deli, and as I may have mentioned I was very sweaty (I’m a swarthy I-talian you know).
So I unzipped my hoodie. Yes, its true. I forgot to put a shirt on underneath my hoodie, and in my flustered (sweaty) state, I exposed my bazooms to the staff and customers of my friendly neighborhood deli. Though I felt a wee bit stupid, it was strictly a PG-13 kinda show.
They only wish they’d seen the real thing:
P.S. - I know I had a lot more visitors yesterday than actually wrote to me. I am mad at you non-responders, and I forbid you from looking at my tits more than once or twice until you write me. I have many hit counters and I know where you live. I’m not going to beg, but let’s just say that your silence saddens me.
P.P.S. - Prepare yourselves for some serious fucking blogging, as I am liberated from school obligations and ready to get my blog on with unhindered intensity.
*Yes, I do still have the Pixies on my brain. Especially since the New York Times called them “loud and nasty” which is sooo hot.
Posted by Dacia at December 16, 2004 01:56 AM
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Dude: no comments at all on your page, which is unusual given it’s apparent popularity. Was everyone looking the other way when you posted or do you edit out the inane? Answers on a postcard please.
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