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Pre-porn errands
January 14, 2005
I spent a good chunk of my day running around, doing last minute pre-porn errands before I head to Los Angeles tomorrow.
Item 1: AIM test results, faxed and legible. This took some finagling, but there they are, for me to have and hold and prove that I’m clean. I’ve gotten tested for HIV three times in the past year, not because I’ve had any uh-oh moments, but because I’m such a ethical slut that I get tested twice a year as a matter of course (and obviously more with the smut).
Item 2: Waxing. I had some mild panic when I found that the place I’ve been going to get waxed was booked, but with some help from my upstairs neighbor, I found a different place to go. I think I have discovered the secret to waxing success: get waxed where gay men get waxed. There will be no stray hairs, and you will have the pleasure of laying face down on a massage table, holding your ass cheeks apart and getting hot wax slathered on you.
Item 3: Lube. As much as I love Toys in Babeland, there is a tender spot in my heart for the cavernous West Village staple, Fantasy World. Add to that the fact that they sell my new favorite lube, and we’re smokin’. I love Fantasy World because it is unpretentious, a tad on the sleazy side, but also filled with good stuff (like the Tantus collection of silicone dildos and butt toys).
All I need to do now is pack. But first I have to go out and see Dirck’s band play.
Posted by Dacia at January 14, 2005 06:33 PM
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