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What’s in my toy box?

February 01, 2005

The short answer is: 30 toys. Nox Parafac is the winner, with the closest guess of 29.3 - so Nox, either email me or comment on this post and let me know how you want me. I’ll take three pics just for you, and they can be of anything you want. I know you’re going to make me jump through hoops, but I’m very excited to see what your three wishes will be…

The long, detailed answer is below.

1. Midnight blue jelly rubber vibrator with nubbies all over it. This was my first vibrator, which I bought when I was 19 and on a hiatus from my relationship with James. It doesn’t actually work anymore, but I have a soft spot in my heart for it nonetheless.
2. Hitachi magic wand – my standby sex toy. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and she’s still in bed with me, and I roll over and turn her on accidentally and scare the bejesus out of myself.
3. Pink leopard print slimline vibe, large. Takes obnoxious C batteries, which I always forget to have on hand. Nice and hard, and makes me very happy.
4. Pink leopard print slimline vibe, small. Hard and more accurate than its larger cousin. Somehow always feels stronger than the bigger one, maybe because I get around to changing the (AA) batteries more often.
5. Multi-speed, varying vibration silver bullet. This is one of my favorite vibes, because it’s small, accurate and strong. It also has 5 different pulses and a variety of speeds (though of course it always ends up being on the highest speed). I often put this one inside of silicone toys that have a hollowed out base. It’s one of my more frequently abused toys.
6. Silver bullet vibe. This vibe is very simple and very good for the price. I think I got it in a gift bag for a party.
7. Cock ring attachment for #6, with ring for cock and space for vibe to fit into toy. You can aim the vibe at the clit (sometimes not so accurate, depends on your anatomies) or put it between cock and balls, which is intense but awesome if you’re into that kind of thing. Made of stretchy jelly rubber, definitely not a recommended material, as it gets really dirty really quickly.
8. Mini watch-battery powered vibe, silver. I definitely got this one in a gift bag; it’s got a loop on it so you can attach it to a key chain. It also used to have a slogan on it, but it’s been, er, rubbed off. This is a pretty awesome little vibe, though it’s only got one speed.
9. Mini watch-battery powered vibe, multicolored. Same as #8 but multi-speed. This is the vibe that I mistook for a tube of chapstick, pulled out of my bag and handed to my mom one time. She knew exactly what it was, and couldn’t stop laughing at me.
10. Waterproof Nubby G. This is a g-spot toy that has nubbies that rest on the clit and by the anus. It’s a highly recommended toy for beginning collectors. I like it for its girth and the fact that it rubs the external bits nicely. It’s got a nice g-spot curve but I tend to shoot it out of my cunt with quite a bit of force.
11. Nexus Jr, blue and white swirl. This is one of the most awesome double-headed dildos I’ve used. First of all, it’s made of the indomitable silicone. It’s also perfectly shaped for use with a harness. One end is a little smaller and curved for g-spot action, while the other is a nice straight dick, just about perfect at 6 inches. I’ve found that this is no longer my ideal strap on tool, because it interferes in an uncomfortable way with my hood piercing, but I still use it to jerk off with, when I want that feeling of penetration and jerking off a cock (yes, I’m a girl who likes to jerk off my very own cock every now and then).
12. Purple flexible stem jelly rubber dildo with handle. A birthday present from Jane last year. This is one of my favorite butt toys, and I use it a lot when I do double penetration, because I love how stretched out it makes me feel.
13. Dolphin/ocean theme vibe with clit stimulator. This was my favorite toy for a really long time, I actually cried when it stopped working. I keep it around out of foolish hope that it will work again. It was so special to me because the base of it is a little flexible, so I could use it to stimulate the first inch or so into my vagina and then out and up to the bottom of my clit – this toy lead to the discovery of the magical powers of that spot for me.
14. Short clear blue jelly rubber vibe with squirrel-looking clit stimulator. I had high hopes for this toy as a replacement for #13, but I’ve never been able to get off using it.
15. Sparkly purple g-spot vibe. Although its made of jelly rubber, this is a pretty hard toy, and it was one of the first toys that made me realize that I like it hard.
16. Clear jelly rubber two part toy with (1) flexible wand for clit stim and penetration lite and (2) rotating, vibrating shaft with beads in it. It also lights up. The bigger shaft has the same general idea as the rabbit vibe, and no sir, I don’t like it. This toy makes me feel like I’m a mixing bowl and the toy is an egg beater. Not sexy. However, I keep it around because the ladies seem fascinated by it. Gotta keep the ladies happy, I always say.
17. Dark purple combo vibe, made of jelly rubber. This one’s another Jane gift, part of how she paid me back for her Pixies ticket. This toy is nice and hard for jelly rubber, though I actually find the clit attachment more annoying than fun.
18. Pink acrylic wand – g-spot curve on one end, butt beads on the other (also part of the Pixies ticket package). I loooooove this toy and am planning on investing in more acrylic and glass toys in the future, when I have money to spare (hahahahaha). It’s nice and hard and really gives me something to grip my muscles against (and also can act as a missile when my muscles shoot it out of my cunt).
19. Blue waterproof pocket rocket. This is my “emergency vibrator,” it lives in whatever bag I’m carrying around.
20. Straight hard plastic purple vibe with bulb head, awesome for clit and g-spot stim (not at the same time). This is a relatively recent purchase, it lives on the top of the toy box and is my warm up toy.
21. Black silicone dildo with hollow base for vibe. This is my most basic dildo, with a realistic cock head. It’s a great all purpose toy and a popular choice for strap on fucking (though for ass play the head is a wee challenging).
22. Purple and black swirl silicone curved dildo with ridges. When I saw this dildo I knew it was going to be one of my favorite toys because of the length, width, curve and ridges. It hasn’t disappointed. I don’t generally use it for strapping it on as the ridges tend to be too intense, but they are great for some gentle grinding.
23. Purple silicone dildo with large head and slight curve. This is a strap-on fave.
24. Red silicone dildo with curve and hollow base for vibe. This is my girthiest dildo to date, and I love to use it for that “extra-full” feeling. Also a great strap on toy, plus its fucking red so where can you go wrong?
25. Fuschia silicone finger-shaped butt plug with hollow base for vibe. This was my first personal butt plug, and I like it bunches. I’ve used it to introduce others to the pleasures of taking it up the ass. It stays in pretty well on its own and also has a nice curve to it (great for prostate stim in a dude).
26. Slim black curved silicone butt plug, with slight ridges. I bought this toy primarily for business purposes, as I think it’s a great toy to use on someone who wants something up their ass but then is frightened by the size of other toys I’ve got.
27. Red and black silicone small string of pearls (not made with actual string, just called that). This is a small plug with gradually bigger “pearls” that manages to stay firmly inside my ass once I’ve got it in. Not good for the old in-out, but a great toy to wear while you’re otherwise occupied.
28. Large purple silicone string of pearls. Same concept as 27, but the pearls are bigger and the neck between them is small. Putting them in and taking them out are really unique feelings that I love (and often couple with vaginal penetration for an eye-crossing orgasm).
29. Black Tristan silicone butt plug. Now, the chief thing about this plug is that its supposed to stay put, but my ass shoots it out. This has resulted in hours of amusement for Dirck, in which he ties me down and stuffs me with toys and then either makes me laugh or come (sometimes both) just to see toys shoot out of my orifices. Go ahead boy, have your fun.
30. Black silicone medium severin butt plug. I can definitely say that this is the largest thing that has gone up my ass. I don’t use it all the time, because it is quite challenging and needs a lot of warm up (I am often impatient).

A note on size: all of my dildos are between 5 and 7 inches long. I’m not a size queen, because there’s a lot that can be done with a normal sized penis. I like to fuck hard, and when confronted with a mammoth cock I worry for the happiness of my cervix, which doesn’t particularly like to be stabbed. I generally prefer girth to length, and above both of those, I’ll take a cock with a nice upward curve that will hit my g-spot and make me incapable of talking in complete sentences.

So there you have it, the ups and downs of my toy box. There are also a few other bits and pieces (two harnesses, some cock rings, a small flogger, a blindfold, cuffs) but those things are in another box.

I also have not one but four different kinds of lube on my bedside table, not to mention the assortment of gloves, condoms, and bulk containers of baby wipes. If there’s one thing my room is set up for, it’s fucking.

Posted by Dacia at February 1, 2005 12:29 PM

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