I’ve recently acquired the habit of wearing very boobilicious dresses. Six or seven years ago if someone said I’d wear dresses like this – or even that I would only wear dresses and skirts, never pants – I would’ve thought they were crazy. But these days I’m totally into it. I’m also totally into outfits that come off easily, as was evidenced last night when I for some strange reason decided that if I was going to drunkenly make out with Lux Nightmare, I had to take my dress off to do so.
My boyfriend was his usual charming self and was the receiver of many compliments plus the general stuff about being the dater of Audacia Ray, in response to which he had a great quip: “Behind every great woman, there’s a man with his face in her ass.”
We are nothing if not classy.
8:02 pm
So, where do you shop for these fabulous dresses?
11:17 pm
This particular one came from a place on Canal street. I get a lot of them at places like Rainbow and Joyce Leslie. All hail the $10 boobie dress!
7:15 am
[...] Waking Vixen: ”My New Party Trick” [...]
10:20 am
I feel so much better that I’m not the only one. Suggestion for future tricks (I’ve had good reactions…):
Taking a shot from the cleavage (works better with a double shot glass)
Balance a can (or possibly bottle?? I’ve never tried) on the boobage. Best done with a corset.
Jealous of the boobilicious dresses!
1:42 am
That’s a great dress!
Funnily enough, I did the exact same trick when I was wearing a corset top on Friday night
xx Dee
12:21 pm
“Behind every great woman, there’s a man with his face in her ass.â€
*sniff* That’s . . . that’s beautiful.